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myfoxorlando.com - 1/18/2009

Teen charged with assaulting mom with taco

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Bookmark and Share Email This Story VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35, Orlando) -- A 19-year-old Deltona man is arrested for assaulting his own mother, with a taco. Dena Moir tells Fox 35 News her son, Zachary Moir, got out of control Wednesday night when she was calling ...

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Gearlog — ... "He went ahead and hit me with the taco and I got taco all over my shirt and kitchen," Dena told the local Fox affiliate. "I've threatened to call police before. But anyway this time, I thought he went too far so I called police and he's in jail now." ...