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New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On The Go | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com - 12/9/2008
New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On The Go | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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CrunchGear:  (Parody) Video: The Smart Stitch portable sewing machine makes sweatshop labor fun again

Gizmodo:  Ultimate Portable Sewing Machine to Make Clothing Companies Margins Increase [Fake]

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(Parody) Video: The Smart Stitch portable sewing machine makes sweatshop labor fun again
CrunchGear — ... New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On The Go It’s about time! A company in India has released something called the Smart Stitch that makes sewing pockets onto jeans a lot easier. The portable device means that workers in ...

Ultimate Portable Sewing Machine to Make Clothing Companies Margins Increase [Fake]
Gizmodo — ... workers to produce 24/7, with obvious benefits. Think about it. The more all these people work in all those weird countries, the more clothes there will be, and the cheaper the manufacturing will result. Result: Increased profit margins for manufacturers, free entertainment for those workers/slaves/kids slaves no matter about where they are, and exactly the same quality for your jeans, shirts, jackets, and sneakers, at the same prince. See? ! Everyone wins! [The Onion] ...

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