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Voting Machines Coincidentally Elect Voting Machine as President
Voting Machines Coincidentally Elect Voting Machine as President
Report: ES&S Voting Machines Can Be Calibrated to Favor Specific Candidates
blog.wired.com — Touchscreens in voting machines being used in 20 states can be maliciously calibrated so that votes for... one candidate are mapped to another, according to report from computer scientists. The behavior is eerily similar to problems already seen in early ... (more) Report: ES&S Voting Machines Can Be Calibrated to Favor ...
Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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Google Trends: free stuff for voting, Nov 4, 2008
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Voting Machines Coincidentally Elect Voting Machine as President [Clips]
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Apple Introduces Macbook Wheel
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Apple ditches the keyboard for the wheel
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New Apple Laptop: No Keyboard!
PalmAddicts — ... Just in time for MacWorld, Apple has introduced a revolutionary new laptop.  This report from that most trusted of news sources, Onion News Network, is for all you Apple fanboys in the crowd.  Will you stand in line to buy this one?  I would guess you'll have a very long wait.  :P Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No ...

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The Onion - Apple Rolls Out MacBook Wheel at Macworld 2009
Mac|Life all RSS Feed — While most of the focus at Macworld has been on the Steve-less Keynote, there is a lot more going on behind the scenes that is sure to be missed even by the intrepid reporters at Mac|Life . Luckily for us, The Onion got an exclusive look at the revolutionary new Apple notebook, the MacBook Wheel. Macbook Wheel The new notebook offers no keyboard and is the easiest MacBook to use ever with its one button interface. A single giant button and slick scroll wheel is all you need to interact with Apple's latest MacBook. The state-of-the-art button includes such features as intuitype and predictive sentence completion. Why complete only one word when you can complete ...

Unfortunately We Didn’t Get the Macbook Wheel Today
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Onion News Network: Apple introduces revolutionary Laptop with no keyboard
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Apple's "Other" Announcement at Macworld
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News Bits: Why Google Android Doesn't Use Multi-Touch
Contentinople: — We finally know why Google (Nasdaq: GOOG) opted not to use multi-touch technology (which allows for a phone's screen to accept multiple points of contact as simultaneous input) on its Android phone: simply because Apple asked it not to . Frankly, the Android team was relieved to be off the hook, VentureBeat reports. Multi-touch has been a source of contention lately between Apple Inc. (Nasdaq: AAPL), which has been using the technology on its iPhone, and Palm Inc. , which is using it on its upcoming Pre smartphone. The decision not to use multi-touch could smooth the way for these "frenemies" to continue doing business together. ...

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Macbook Wheel, Revolutionary New Apple Laptop (Awesome Spoof)
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Apple MacBook Wheel Concept
Mobilewhack.com — This is a rather odd concept of something similar to a laptop. I mean the Macbook Wheel of course. Well, Apple with the help of Onion is reinventing the wheel in a, what some would call, revolutionary way. The Wheel is going to replace the keyboard with a touch-sensitive click wheel and it has been introduced at the annual Mac Expo. I guess we’ll be saying bye bye to typing pretty soon as the new Mac also has a predictive sentence technology in the works. Yeah, I know, not much you can say there! The new Macbook won’t be out on the market for some 3 to 15 months and will cost between $2,599 and $9,960. And that, my friends, makes it the most ...

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