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May 29, 1993 | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
May 29, 1993 | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
May 29, 1993 Enlarge Image Trucker Share This Digg This Facebook Stumbleupon del.icio.us Reddit Email This To: From: Print This Our Dumb Century This glossy-paper-bound collector's edition brings you the world-changing ...
Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — November 5, 2008 | Issue 44•45 WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in... the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward ... (more) Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job | The Onion - ...
Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — Email This Video Embed Share Podcast The Video Dispatch Receive e-mail when new videos are released. Featured... Grizzled McCain Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain Office Politics Study Finds Young People Remain Apathetic ... (more) Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President | ...
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Onion headline from 1993: Roy The Forklift Driver addresses nation
Boing Boing — ... The May 29, 1993 edition of The Onion has a preposterous fake story about a character named Roy the Forklift driver becoming a media darling of the conservative movement. ...

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