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Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
November 5, 2008 | Issue 44•45 WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as ...
OS X Snow Leopard vs. Windows 7 | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
OS X Snow Leopard vs. Windows 7 | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — Microsoft announced it will be releasing a new edition of its operating software, called Windows 7, while Apple is working on its new OS X Snow Leopard. How will they stack up against each other? (more) OS X Snow Leopard vs. Windows 7 | The Onion - America's ...
Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — Email This Video Embed Share Podcast The Video Dispatch Receive e-mail when new videos are released. Featured Grizzled McCain Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain Office Politics Study Finds Young People Remain Apathetic ... (more) Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President | ...
YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — Email This Video Embed Share Podcast The Video Dispatch Receive e-mail when new videos are released. Featured Anteater Expert On Anteaters Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters DON CHEADLE International Scandal: Don Cheadle Planned Darfur Genocide To ... (more) YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video ...
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President Obama--Expect The Unexpected
ChannelWeb Hot Topics — ... We're all in for a challenging environment in the upcoming years, likely in ways we can't imagine. In particular, anticipating what's in store for solution providers and technology companies seems like a fool's errand to me. Craig Zarley's take on the upcoming administration may prove too optimistic, while, Paul McDougall's at Information Week may be too pessimistic. We'll see. For now, I'm afraid that satire site The Onion has hit the mark most closely: Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job.

Wanted: Car Czar, Second-Worst Job in America [Earth2Tech]
GigaOM Network — ... President-elect Barack Obama may have the nation’s least-desirable job (try fixing this economy), but Congress ...

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