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American Airlines Now Charging Fees To Non-Passengers | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com - 12/1/2008
American Airlines Now Charging Fees To Non-Passengers | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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Enlarge Image American Airlines Stub American Airlines has promised never to raise its fees for not printing a boarding pass.

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Consumerist:  American Airlines Charges Fees To Non-Passengers [Funny]

Gadling:  American Airlines to begin charging fees even for non-passengers?

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American Airlines Charges Fees To Non-Passengers [Funny]
Consumerist — ... , 9:42 AM on Mon Dec 1 2008, 376 views [image] In an attempt to improve margins during tough times, American Airlines will now charge fees to non-passengers, The Onion reports . (Thanks to ubermex!) (Photo: ...

American Airlines to begin charging fees even for non-passengers?
Gadling — ... In an effort to get your day off with a little chuckle, I give you this story from the Onion, spoofing the fee-crazy culture that our airline industry has become. ...

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