Don't Hold The Phone, And Other Recycling Incentives

My Blackberry went for a swim the other day. I'm too embarrassed to tell you where, save to say that I find myself multitasking these days in the oddest places. I will say that when it sank beneath the surface, its lights flickered like those of the doomed Titanic. That meant, aside from having an intense desire to boil my hand, I had to get a new Blackberry and, yes, recycle the old one. (link)